psychetronictonic:

plowjob:

*sweats nervously*

This

psychetronictonic:

plowjob:

*sweats nervously*

This

(Source: 180mph, via h0odrich)

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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(via humorful)

I’m laying in bed, awake later than usual.
Thinking about the way we laugh together.
Amongst the stress that has been my life as of late I find myself so happy with you.
I can’t believe it.
I feel so connected with you.

(Source: , via bryarly)

Yesterday I got a text at 6:30 from a man I adore saying he would be at my house at 8:15. He came to spend the evening with me knowing full well that I had to be up early for work the next morning. We only spent a couple hours together before falling asleep and then I had to start my day.
I’m just finding myself falling hard for this man after being so adamant about not being in relationship.
I’m taken aback that he finds it worth it to drive and hour and a half to me even for just a couple of hours.
This is mushy, and I don’t care.
I feel so happy and lucky that he is in my life.

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

(via chlothulhu)

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

(via weekendatberninis)

thegaybeards:

Beard Nebula.

thegaybeards:

Beard Nebula.

(via thedailybeard)

it’s the season for red lips and cardigans and I couldn’t be happier about that.

it’s the season for red lips and cardigans and I couldn’t be happier about that.

I have to pee but I don’t wanna get out of bed

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via humorful)

megmcneillphotos:

"Death" By Blood, Series 

megmcneillphotos:

"Death" By Blood, Series 

He makes me so happy.

He makes me so happy.

Enjoying the power that is my profile. #bignoselove #powerprofile

Enjoying the power that is my profile. #bignoselove #powerprofile

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche, via 21forget-me-nots)