His face is in the muck.
I think his zippers stuck.
He’s perfect for me to practice surgery.

thewhiskeredtroubadour:

kimixcakes:

That moment when thewhiskeredtroubadour reblogs your selfie and you gain a bunch of followers.

YOU TUMBLAH FAMOUS BOI.

I don’t think I can take credit for that? I don’t have that many followers, do I?

Apparently you do! But then again the followers I gained are all people I know who hadn’t found my tumblr.

That moment when thewhiskeredtroubadour reblogs your selfie and you gain a bunch of followers.

YOU TUMBLAH FAMOUS BOI.

This is what I look like today.

This is what I look like today.

I’m drinking rum and coke and it’s a Tuesday but I could honestly care less.

I’m feeling a little strange and I’m afraid spiraling into something terrible.

I am really great at putting on a front that I am confident and don’t care about what people think but it’s just a bunch of bullshit.

Blah! Things are dumb!

On the bright side of life: my show reception is this Saturday and I am so looking forward to have so many of my favourite people surrounding me.

Tuesday.

I have no idea why this is so hysterical to me but I just can’t stop laughig

(Source: people.com, via xfawnx)

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via 21forget-me-nots)

Good morning Monday.

I’m getting sick which is completely unacceptable.

I’m going to drink tea and vitamin c and pretend this congestion and pain in my throat isn’t here.

(Source: jasonvaughnart)

"I’m not drinking these days."
“Well, that’s your problem in a nutshell.”

I am teaching a class by myself this week because the teacher I TA for is having another baby! Things are so exciting.

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There are wonderful things happening in my life, and they are happening at a reasonable pace but I’m an impatient motherfucker and I would like them to move just a little bit quicker.

kimixcakes:

People who understand the meaning of true beauty are those who have been told they are ugly.Today, I received an anonymous ask saying that they could not find me attractive because of “that jew nose”This is not something that surprises me, I’ve heard it all before.There is something I’ve learned about myself while in art school. And that is there is no such thing as bad art. So while you can ridicule my nose and say it’s something that makes me unattractive I can disagree. If you knew me, you would know that I call my nose my “power profile” I am the proudest of the nose I have, in fact I find it to be the best thing about myself. It is beautiful, it is unique, it is big and it is powerful.If you don’t like it, that’s cool too. But I just ask to you to think before you speak. Some people are not as confident in who they are as myself, and those things are hurtful.I am beautiful, and I would never ask for a different nose. This is my feature. I have a bangin’ face bitches

Hey look it’s me. Reblogging myself.

kimixcakes:

People who understand the meaning of true beauty are those who have been told they are ugly.

Today, I received an anonymous ask saying that they could not find me attractive because of “that jew nose”

This is not something that surprises me, I’ve heard it all before.

There is something I’ve learned about myself while in art school. And that is there is no such thing as bad art. 

So while you can ridicule my nose and say it’s something that makes me unattractive I can disagree. If you knew me, you would know that I call my nose my “power profile” I am the proudest of the nose I have, in fact I find it to be the best thing about myself. It is beautiful, it is unique, it is big and it is powerful.

If you don’t like it, that’s cool too. But I just ask to you to think before you speak. Some people are not as confident in who they are as myself, and those things are hurtful.

I am beautiful, and I would never ask for a different nose. This is my feature. I have a bangin’ face bitches


Hey look it’s me. Reblogging myself.

(via rosiejaafar16)

I’m nervous about tomorrow and that is just so silly.

(via hypochondriac-youth)

I don’t mean to be crude but I can’t talk to youWithout a cigarette in my handIt’s a crutch that holds me upIt’s my shield from all you

I don’t mean to be crude but I can’t talk to you
Without a cigarette in my hand
It’s a crutch that holds me up
It’s my shield from all you