February 2011
144 posts
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
carlimagna:
Expectation:
Reality:
hahahah
my life.
January 2011
137 posts
Goodmorrow.
I’ve been up for hours. Trying to finish up things that are due today. I’ve been relatively productive, but my brain is on the fritz today. Whatever. I hate waking up craving morning sex, which happens more frequently than not. Too bad the boyf lives across the ocean. No instant gratification might kill me.
Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
Submitted by dayanatuna
LINDSAY LOHAN | Feat. ‘Blur’ by Britney Spears | ‘Private Party’ by Yu Tsai
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I would have lied for you, I would have cried for...
But you’re still not pleased, And if there’s someplace else that you would rather be; Then go.
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I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
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OH NA NA, SUCK MA DICK.
The fact that there's a "fuckyeahukskins" angers...
just got back from a date.
mikedestef:
before i left
after i got home
ahaha i’m retarded.
ur gay, just sayin’ crackhead.
Are you super fucking addicted to Tumblr?
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After...
my brain is doing that thing where it...
That’s probably why I woke up so early. I’m gonna go to Konover and buy some cereal. Cereal is the cure to everything. Life is good?
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Hello new followers.
seems like i’ve been receiving a whole lot of tumblr love recently. I’d like to get to know you all :) http://kimixcakes.tumblr.com/ask <3